Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Shocking News That You'll Never Believe

Ryan "Ironman" Doumit broke a tiny bone in his wrist and will be out 8-10 weeks. Doumit broke the bone while swinging a bat, something that millions of people do everyday without suffering a serious injury. Doumit has yet to play a full season in the majors without spending significant time on the DL.

This latest injury is further proof of my theory that Doumit's skeletal and muscular systems are made up of peanut brittle, saltwater taffy, and hope, all held together by strands of gossamer moonbeam.

Until Doumit returns to show off his great hitting and good defense only to limp off onto the DL again, get ready for a heavy dose of Jason Jaramillo and Robinson Diaz. I'm a big fan of Jaramillo's compact swing and think he could easily hit .270 with a bunch of doubles. I don't know anything about Diaz but I'm confident in wildly speculating that he'll hit .450 with 90 HR's

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