Friday, April 24, 2009

Jack Wilson and FSN are Terrible

Nate Mclouth became the second Pirate in a week to injure himself while swinging a bat. In the time it took you to read that first sentence, thousands of people swung baseball bats and avoided injuring themselves.

Nate is day-to-day with a strained oblique. An oblique injury kept Delwyn Young out for 39 games in 2008.

But fear not, because Jack Wilson is ready to step up and be the team's leader in the face of adversity. He showed the younger players on the team how to play real "Bucco Baseball" by going hitless, striking out, failing to bunt Capt. Morgan to second with no outs, and ruining two double plays in the 10th. Burnett pitches the 11th if Wilson turns either one of those double plays, and we don't have to watch Capps lose the game in the 11th. Way to put the team on your back and fail in about every way imaginable.

Jack Wilson will make 7.4 million dollars this year.
Jose Reyes will make 6.125 million this year.

I don't think anybody would fault you for hating Jack Wilson for a few minutes.

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